I still can't stop laughing even until I write this post. Let me tell you my tonight's hilarious story.
Tonight, I'm spending another sleepless night with Ami and Indah at KFC store (they are supposed to do their paper revision, and I just too bored to be home alone. haha). In the end I was just spending hours on YouTube, watching some random stuffs and come to some song lyrics pranks video by some random people. I was just like 'Why people did this?! How can they not even know those lyrics?! I mean that's a famous song!'. I thought they must set that up just to make a good video. But the, how if I try that in a real life without any script or plan? And yass I do that stupid thing too.
On that video, people do that to their crush-es or their ex-es or their friends' girlfriend/boyfriend or even their Mom. Thinking about that, I'll probably not gonna do that to my Mom because that's too risky and my Mom will absolutely freaks out. I also don't want to do that to my friends' gf/bf because I have no friend am a good friend. And I won't do that to my crush too because I don't wanna ruin our premature love. Nope.
So, the only option that I have is my ex. But among all of the ex-es, only one person who's still maintain a good communication with me. Well, let's talk about him for a moment. He was actually my first bf back then on my High School. We were going to the same Elementary School and Secondary School and we've been a best friend since forever. Yas, I'm dating my best friend and that was so awkward. Long story short, he was asking me out when we were on the first grade of High School and we were dating. We were dating for.... a month. Even less than a month, 29 days to be exact. The relationship didn't work out because I wasn't sure about dating stuffs and I was so busy with my things back on school and having a boyfriend felt like too..... demanding. I know.
We finally broke up, and hate each other for no reason because that just what people do when they are breaking up, right? But because we are such a good friend, it was only took about 2 years for us finally forget those awkward moment and go back to our normal life and normal relationship. Our friendship became better after that, we become more open too each other. We share about each other's new bf/gf and being comfortable because we know that now we become a platonic friend. So yeah now the story becomes too long and I know y'all bored already.
Okay let's just move on to the actual story!
I was texting him tonight because we haven't talked for months due to my recent busy and new hectic life cycle. I'm using a song from The Chainsmoker - Closer because I'm obsessed with this song (and the vocalist. He's so damn cute.) I wasn't expecting it could be as good as those prank videos because this song is pretty much popular, no way he didn't know it. Oh we are also talking in English mostly in daily basis so it's easier for me to do the prank. LOL
Anyway, because he was in a daze (and lil bit freak out I think, he talks in Bahasa sometimes. I'll translate it for you in case you don't understand Bahasa).
I was too lazy to blur the unnecessary text. This is actually the first word on the lyrics
The moment I wrote it, I thought he already knew but I was so surprised by his response
And the next lyric is completely nonsense BUT HE's FREAKING BELIEVE IT!
He knows that I didn't drink at all, pfft
He was saying that he didn't understand it.
He said: "What's wrong?" and the emoji, though. Haha
Basically, he kept stating that he's confused and don't understand what the actual hell is going on right now. Also I think he was freaking out by the lyrics and suddenly shout his another ex-girlfriend name out of nowhere as he thought the 'friend' that I said was her and her new bf. I mean, WHAT?
At this point he said "It sounds like a song". I thought he started to realize but I'm not going to stahhp.
Still going on...
He was asking "What is the title of the song?" then "Who is the singer" and I completely ignore him. When I was about to be caught I was just playing dumb and dumber then legitly just go on as he starts to fell for the compliment. C'mon, guys. This is too easy peasy.
What do you mean? *ROTFL* Seriously hey?
And I was running out of the lyrics. I should've stopped at this point but I suddenly changed the song to Ariana Grande - Into You because it was playing on my playlist atm :))
AND HE IGNORED MY TEXT. I think he already had enough of my shit. LOL
And now I'm playing the super demanding-ignorant-bitchy ex-gf. He probably thought I was really drunk. Haha
I even called him to convince him that I was serious. Seriously crazy. AND HE DIDN'T PICK UP. Someone is just too scared to face his crazy-runk ex LOL and when he finally texting me back he was saying that he's out with his friend and can't pick up the call. At this moment I realized that I need to end it. So I told him about the prank and he was like "Thanks God you are not loosing your f-in mind, yet" with the emoji. Nah, I'm just kidding.
In this part I just told him to check that YouTube stuffs. FYI, he is working for Government on some serious stuffs so at this point I think he is seriously need to stop always be too serius. ROTFL
He talks shit about his job. Haha and yeah that was me raging about my non-alcoholic habit. The only time I'm drunk is when I drink more than a cup of coffee. Caffeine is not working good for me.
So yeah, that wasn't as good as those videos, though. But still it's hilarious when you actually do it yourself. And now, I keep pranking other people with lyrics because THIS IS SO MUCH FUN GUYS I"M SORRY. Haha
And after this nobody wants to text me back.
Thanks for reading guys!
See yaa at another post!
Cheers xxx
-JJ-
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