#3 Pranking My Ex-Boyfriend With Song Lyrics Closer by The Chainsmoker

I still can't stop laughing even until I write this post. Let me tell you my tonight's hilarious story.

Tonight, I'm spending another sleepless night with Ami and Indah at KFC store (they are supposed to do their paper revision, and I just too bored to be home alone. haha). In the end I was just spending hours on YouTube, watching some random stuffs and come to some song lyrics pranks video by some random people. I was just like 'Why people did this?! How can they not even know those lyrics?! I mean that's a famous song!'. I thought they must set that up just to make a good video. But the, how if I try that in a real life without any script or plan? And yass I do that stupid thing too.

On that video, people do that to their crush-es or their ex-es or their friends' girlfriend/boyfriend or even their Mom. Thinking about that, I'll probably not gonna do that to my Mom because that's too risky and my Mom will absolutely freaks out. I also don't want to do that to my friends' gf/bf because I have no friend am a good friend. And I won't do that to my crush too because I don't wanna ruin our premature love. Nope.

So, the only option that I have is my ex. But among all of the ex-es, only one person who's still maintain a good communication with me. Well, let's talk about him for a moment. He was actually my first bf back then on my High School. We were going to the same Elementary School and Secondary School and we've been a best friend since forever. Yas, I'm dating my best friend and that was so awkward. Long story short, he was asking me out when we were on the first grade of High School and we were dating. We were dating for.... a month. Even less than a month, 29 days to be exact. The relationship didn't work out because I wasn't sure about dating stuffs and I was so busy with my things back on school and having a boyfriend felt like too..... demanding. I know.

We finally broke up, and hate each other for no reason because that just what people do when they are breaking up, right? But because we are such a good friend, it was only took about 2 years for us finally forget those awkward moment and go back to our normal life and normal relationship. Our friendship became better after that, we become more open too each other. We share about each other's new bf/gf and being comfortable because we know that now we become a platonic friend. So yeah now the story becomes too long and I know y'all bored already.

Okay let's just move on to the actual story!

I was texting him tonight because we haven't talked for months due to my recent busy and new hectic life cycle. I'm using a song from The Chainsmoker - Closer because I'm obsessed with this song (and the vocalist. He's so damn cute.) I wasn't expecting it could be as good as those prank videos because this song is pretty much popular, no way he didn't know it. Oh we are also talking in English mostly in daily basis so it's easier for me to do the prank. LOL

Anyway, because he was in a daze (and lil bit freak out I think, he talks in Bahasa sometimes. I'll translate it for you in case you don't understand Bahasa).

I was too lazy to blur the unnecessary text. This is actually the first word on the lyrics

The moment I wrote it, I thought he already knew but I was so surprised by his response

And the next lyric is completely nonsense BUT HE's FREAKING BELIEVE IT!

He knows that I didn't drink at all, pfft

He was saying that he didn't understand it.

He said: "What's wrong?" and the emoji, though. Haha

Basically, he kept stating that he's confused and don't understand what the actual hell is going on right now. Also I think he was freaking out by the lyrics and suddenly shout his another ex-girlfriend name out of nowhere as he thought the 'friend' that I said was her and her new bf. I mean, WHAT?

At this point he said "It sounds like a song". I thought he started to realize but I'm not going to stahhp.

Still going on...

He was asking "What is the title of the song?" then "Who is the singer" and I completely ignore him. When I was about to be caught I was just playing dumb and dumber then legitly just go on as he starts to fell for the compliment. C'mon, guys. This is too easy peasy.

What do you mean? *ROTFL* Seriously hey?

And I was running out of the lyrics. I should've stopped at this point but I suddenly changed the song to Ariana Grande - Into You because it was playing on my playlist atm :))

AND HE IGNORED MY TEXT. I think he already had enough of my shit. LOL 

And now I'm playing the super demanding-ignorant-bitchy ex-gf. He probably thought I was really drunk. Haha

I even called him to convince him that I was serious. Seriously crazy. AND HE DIDN'T PICK UP. Someone is just too scared to face his crazy-runk ex LOL and when he finally texting me back he was saying that he's out with his friend and can't pick up the call. At this moment I realized that I need to end it. So I told him about the prank and he was like "Thanks God you are not loosing your f-in mind, yet" with the emoji. Nah, I'm just kidding.

In this part I just told him to check that YouTube stuffs. FYI, he is working for Government on some serious stuffs so at this point I think he is seriously need to stop always be too serius. ROTFL

He talks shit about his job. Haha and yeah that was me raging about my non-alcoholic habit. The only time I'm drunk is when I drink more than a cup of coffee. Caffeine is not working good for me.

So yeah, that wasn't as good as those videos, though. But still it's hilarious when you actually do it yourself. And now, I keep pranking other people with lyrics because THIS IS SO MUCH FUN GUYS I"M SORRY. Haha

And after this nobody wants to text me back.

Thanks for reading guys!

See yaa at another post!

Cheers xxx

-JJ-

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#2 A Blog When I Feel Scared about Life

Today's weather is seriously a-don't-even-bother-my-sleeping-beauty-program-ish. Earlier this morning I woke up at 6, doing my Subuh pray (somethings that still always miss. Bad girl!) and suddenly it started to rain very heavily. I was planning to do some chores today, cleaning my lair and stuffs, doing laundry and some others but this productive days turned into a super lazy day.

So yeah, here I am right now, laying down on my bed with my laptop, drowning my self on Youtube then realize I need to write something for my Blogtober's post. Just like yesterday, I start to write at 2 PM. Guilty.

I already have some ideas and also mind mapping for the topic that I'll write. But now that I look at those schedule, I'm lost. I can't remember what I should write. I'm supposed to write about "Things I'm Grateful for" and already tried to write and suddenly have no idea what the hell I supposed to write. I'm staring at the screen for 10 minutes and still nothing popping out. So, I'm just giving up on that topic. I'll just tell you how do I feel today then, because it is so much easier. Haha

Well, I don't feel really good today. You know you are not okay when you wake up and feeling that something is off about your life. Yes, I'm always bothered by the fact that now I'm that one jobless bachelor. It's only couple days after my graduation thou, but I already stress about and concerned about my future. Call me a drama queen but I'm terrified as f right now.

I'm just not ready yet to be responsible for my own life I guess. I used to be that independent badass girl before. I was capable for everything, responsible for every mess that I caused, brave, and bold. I am one trusted daughter that my mother doesn't even need to call everyday just to check if I'm doing good because I always do a good job. Even if I bumped into some shitty things of life, I still can find my escaping plan, and work out every single damn time. But now? I feel fragile, scared, incapable, and needy. What's wrong with me?

I used to be that confident girl who always say yes for every opportunity that I got. I never turned my back for every new things and love to be challenged, but now I lose everything. I feel like not being my self right now.

Now I know that real world is scary. The fact that I'll be much more independent psychologically and financially is terrified me. All the responsible for being an adult, the taxes, the bills, the jobs, even the decisions are super scary. I'm not ready but I have to.

First thing about being adult is to find a job. By the job I mean here is the kind of job that I love and also can pay my bill. I used to say 'I won't be this, I don't like that, no way in this incredibly world I'd do that' for some possible careers that people suggest me. Now that I'm able to do my pick, life shows me its ugly mocking face. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO BE PICKY ABOUT JOB? Yes. Exactly. It's not easy to find a job especially in our super lovely and nice country (too many jobless people here, now I'm the part of that community).

To choose between your passion and being realistic about life

Some of my dream jobs require so much sacrifice and not guarantee me with good financial thingy. Some of them are bold and will make people throw "Why do you even want to do that?" question to me. I'm so close to give up on them until something popped up on my mind.

Why do you always do things you don't even like?

Yes, I always ended up do things I hate. Let's take a glance at the obvious one, my college degree. I've never thought about taking my bachelor degree in education. I've never thought about being a teacher. Never. Even in my worst dream. But I did. Yeah, I'm still doing good though even if I hate it so much. It feels like a torture to my ego, But I did that beautifully. Graduated faster than my other fellow who loves that major. I even can say that I was doing great at the Uni. I got a scholarship on my 3rd year, almost all of the Lecturers know me (for good a thing ofc), even graduated with satisfying GPA. I'm kind of proud of my self, y'know?

Maybe I did a great job. Maybe I can overcome my ego, but do I enjoy that? Nope. I feel burdened and not happy about that. I need to find soooo many kind of distractions to survive the sanity. Thanks God I met so many great people in my life. Bunch of crazy people who I can always count on my worst days. Meet some douche bags, play around and experienced severe broken heart(s). Yet, I survived my University life.

But, do I want to experience something like that again? Not in a billion years! I have enough for doing shitty things. But one thing that I learn from life, nothing will happen as you planned.

I'm aware that from now on, there will be so much pain, many failures and obstacles that I'll face. From now on I'll meet scary people with their scary intention, suspicious motives and so on. The thing is I think  I'm not ready to step up into this whole new different world. But there is no turn back point, I just need to go on.

So, here I am right now trying to figure out where these things will lead me.

I think I need to stop writing this post because it will become more and more depressing. LOL! Oh, fun fact, I finish this post at 07.07 PM. Yes! I'm late because I have a TOEFL Preparation Class today (funny huh, a Bachelor in English needs a preparation Class? But I need to, my proficiency is not enough to make me continue my master degree overseas. 600 for ITP? Duh).

Well guys, I hope I can write something useful tomorrow.

Thanks guys for reading, here is a quote from Tumblr for ya~

Cheers xx

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#1 The Starting Point

'Ello peeps!

Surely I'm gonna start this with the very famous "It's been ages not writing here. This is because blablabla" and I know you guys already tired about that (trust me, I hope I can do better).

As I already mentioned on my Instagram post yesterday, I'm going to challenge myself to do #30DaysWritingChallenge here! YAY! GUYS LETS PRETEND THAT WE ARE EXCITED NOW!

Well, not many people know that I am actually a blogger (the lazy one), but yea, I am! I have been working up this site for almost 6 years now. I started here in the end of 2010 for my stupid post break up shitty things when I was on the last year of my High School time. Pretty much a dark time for the 17 years old me back then. I posted a lot and literally every single day for pretty much everything that happened in my life. But around 2015 I started cheating on this site and move to Tumblr because it's so much easier to be maintained through cellphone. I used to tweet a lot but Twitter only provides me with 140 characters which isn't enough at all for my chatty thumb. Tumblr is sooooooo much better for my micro blogging activities and I can always be gloomy without being questioned. So this is the first time for me to cheat over something. So now I'm going to redeem my self as a blogger!

Probably I'm just going to post random things like I usually do, but for the next 30 days I'll post with schedule. Everyday at 7 PM Indonesia Western Time. So yeah, super keen to tell you some stories that I always want to tell but also nervous of the commitment for 30 days thingy. I'm on the age of thinking too much before engaging my self into something in some period of times.

Oh, a quick update of my current life (because I did not post so much about it here and there), I am now an Official 21 years-old Bachelor of Education with Honor. YAY! I finally finish it on time after all of the struggles and dramas and silly stupid things I did. Probably going to talk more about that later (I made a little bit scene before my graduation and put my self into many troubles).

Uhm, if you guys notice I already am struggling with my first post for blogtober because to be honest, I typed it in the rush. Haha. I write it at 3 PM while I have something to do at 4-6 PM so I really have no time left now. I know, I supposed to do it last night or this morning, but excuse me because I'm a procrastinator af. So yeah, I'll probably do better next time.

See yaa guys at the same exact time tomorrow!

Cheers xx

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